SpIDERMAN HOME COMING half of a star out of 5

things wrong with DISNEY g rated universe.

15 yr old entitled little fucks ruining it for all humans.
ie Spiderman needs to be back at disney , ghost rider needs to be back at disney , fantastic four needs to be back at disney ....

all THOSE supposed comic accurate Upgrades for HOLLANDs suit ,
inflatable suit , user interface VIA iron man , NON g2 suit.

and yet tobey and garf are horrible , if you little shits had grown up like us old timers you would have appreciated the effort .

FACT disney doesnt kill more than 4 people in their marvel movies, SO THE ODDS OF A MAXIMUM CARNAGE MASSACRE , MUTANT MASSACRE or MIDNIGHT SONS MASSACRE film is non existant , as we saw with AGE OF ULTRON , where the genocidal robot couldnt even kill one person, HIS WHOLE STORY WAS ENDING HUMANITY , and then INFINITY CAGEMATCH  which was a double header , and now reduced to a stand alone film and yet we are getting DARKSIED , STEppENWOLF  and DARK pHEONIX in the next few years ....

i can garuntee you one thing DARK pHOENIX is going to have more deaths on screen than INFINITY CAGE MATCH , followed by JLA and then THE RISE OF DARKSIED  aka the SECOND JLA film.

ill leave this here cus its goddamn true  .... #zendaya