g i joe movie
ok so its been months since GIJOE : RISE OF COBRA has been released ...
and basicly i gave the film the benifit of the doubt when i got my ticket ; all through the first ten minutes it was passable , then WHAM they went down hill . BARONESS IS FLATCHESTED
and nothing like the curvy SEXMACHINE we grew up with in the 80's .
googled a pic of the actress playing her and was suprised TO read she was pissed about wearing fake tits when in costume . why the hell couldnt they get JESSICA BIEL to be her :( i dont know
1. jessica biel
2. Charisma Carpenter
3. or for a super sexy black girl ( fancy from the jamie foxx show) Garcelle Beauvais
any of these would have made this garbage film better
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actual photo of her ( i dont think ur only supposed to see NIPPLES the size of gumdrops O_o )
AND INCASE you are wondering where the hell the topless FLATCHESTED pic is ?
another link on her complaing as reported in the post
then i walked out after i saw CoBRA COMMANDER / BARNONESS / channing tatum in whatever role he got paid for in the dinner scene .
SERIOSLY my child hood is raped and hung from a tree ,
with MULTIPLE ORIGIN stories coming out , ala SCOOBY DOO , TINKERBELL and such
:(
its hard to see ones childhood END but to be shot at point blank range with a smile on your face as u pull the trigger is FUCKED UP
☆ § ♣ JaganaR ♣ § ☆
(response to NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET --2010--)
I actually liked H2 up to the point where the plot went to hell.
this is almost as bad as SCOOBYDOO : the origin movie *dont care about the actual titles because my childhood is being raped by crappy writers who dont appreciate our <3 it ="="> HOW THE HELL does BARONESS and Cobra Comander BE BROTHER AND SISTER ? and baroness be engaged to channing tatum
answer : GI JOE : SMELL OF GARBAGE (2009)
now when herculoids comes out , i goddamn guarantee that the studio will remove all the hotness from the show , dumb it down to a crappy poor-mans version of LOST BOYS (twilight) origin story , all under the name of *FROM THE DIRECTOR OF ....* ( which would be what ever BOXoffice flop is out there the year before)
SPOILER FOR HALLOWEEN 2
ok one , i payed my hard earned cash to see Halloween 2, and all thru the film ( i was liking, then the plot hole came about near the end where Mike and lil sis were in the shack and NO OTHER POINT IN THE FILM did lil sis see the white horse or mom UGH,wtf)
and basicly i gave the film the benifit of the doubt when i got my ticket ; all through the first ten minutes it was passable , then WHAM they went down hill . BARONESS IS FLATCHESTED
and nothing like the curvy SEXMACHINE we grew up with in the 80's .
googled a pic of the actress playing her and was suprised TO read she was pissed about wearing fake tits when in costume . why the hell couldnt they get JESSICA BIEL to be her :( i dont know
1. jessica biel
2. Charisma Carpenter
3. or for a super sexy black girl ( fancy from the jamie foxx show) Garcelle Beauvais
any of these would have made this garbage film better
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
actual photo of her ( i dont think ur only supposed to see NIPPLES the size of gumdrops O_o )
AND INCASE you are wondering where the hell the topless FLATCHESTED pic is ?another link on her complaing as reported in the post
then i walked out after i saw CoBRA COMMANDER / BARNONESS / channing tatum in whatever role he got paid for in the dinner scene .
SERIOSLY my child hood is raped and hung from a tree ,
with MULTIPLE ORIGIN stories coming out , ala SCOOBY DOO , TINKERBELL and such
:(
its hard to see ones childhood END but to be shot at point blank range with a smile on your face as u pull the trigger is FUCKED UP
☆ § ♣ JaganaR ♣ § ☆
(response to NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET --2010--)
I actually liked H2 up to the point where the plot went to hell.
this is almost as bad as SCOOBYDOO : the origin movie *dont care about the actual titles because my childhood is being raped by crappy writers who dont appreciate our <3 it ="="> HOW THE HELL does BARONESS and Cobra Comander BE BROTHER AND SISTER ? and baroness be engaged to channing tatum
answer : GI JOE : SMELL OF GARBAGE (2009)
now when herculoids comes out , i goddamn guarantee that the studio will remove all the hotness from the show , dumb it down to a crappy poor-mans version of LOST BOYS (twilight) origin story , all under the name of *FROM THE DIRECTOR OF ....* ( which would be what ever BOXoffice flop is out there the year before)
SPOILER FOR HALLOWEEN 2
ok one , i payed my hard earned cash to see Halloween 2, and all thru the film ( i was liking, then the plot hole came about near the end where Mike and lil sis were in the shack and NO OTHER POINT IN THE FILM did lil sis see the white horse or mom UGH,wtf)
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